GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
Do you hate having disposable income? Do you want a Producer credit on a movie that will legally never be allowed to screen? Send us Bitcoin. Or cash in an unmarked envelope. We aren't picky.
Tiered Rewards:
$100: We will whisper your name into a hole in the ground.
$1,000: You get a prop from the set (likely a used napkin).
$10,000: Executive Producer Credit (and liable for all safety violations).

